<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6389719942664166824</id><updated>2011-07-08T04:09:50.947-07:00</updated><category term='really'/><category term='south park'/><category term='dad'/><category term='tweak'/><category term='lucky'/><category term='dysfunctional'/><category term='assholes'/><category term='macbook'/><category term='life'/><title type='text'>My Life is Dysfunctional</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dysfunked.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6389719942664166824/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dysfunked.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>LifeIsFd</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10785124132005366771</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_L9086wKHBZM/SvpUNw_IM5I/AAAAAAAAAAM/JW9xfaE0RAg/S220/Photo+45.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6389719942664166824.post-6505827243922947256</id><published>2009-11-10T22:10:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-10T22:14:45.161-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lucky'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='life'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dad'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tweak'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='really'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dysfunctional'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='south park'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='assholes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='macbook'/><title type='text'>Introduction</title><content type='html'>Tsup,&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I'm your average college student. I like to sleep and eat and party every now and then. I am obsessed with my MacBook and I frequently envision myself being a successful business woman. But whatevs.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I decided to do a blog because I have a pretty f'd up life. It is totally true. I mean I am pretty lucky in most aspects - I mean I am not homeless or starving, yet. But there are just so many events in my day that make me say: really?!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;So I hope other people find entertainment in my daily encounters with stupid assholes and whatnot.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Cheer up buttercup,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Gotta bounce&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6389719942664166824-6505827243922947256?l=dysfunked.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dysfunked.blogspot.com/feeds/6505827243922947256/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dysfunked.blogspot.com/2009/11/introduction.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6389719942664166824/posts/default/6505827243922947256'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6389719942664166824/posts/default/6505827243922947256'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dysfunked.blogspot.com/2009/11/introduction.html' title='Introduction'/><author><name>LifeIsFd</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10785124132005366771</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_L9086wKHBZM/SvpUNw_IM5I/AAAAAAAAAAM/JW9xfaE0RAg/S220/Photo+45.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
